Just In: Budget Travel Will Announce (OWEGO WE HOPE) Winner of Coolest Small Town…

You already know that BingPop has been shaming Southern Tier residents into online voting their asses off so that Owego could win Budget Travel’s Coolest Small Town competition… what you may NOT have known is that BT was supposed to announce the winner today.  We’ve been pestering their PR company all week for details (and an interview?!?)–but aparantly they got a better offer.  Peshaw.  The Budget Travel folks will appear live Wednesday morning on The Early Show (CBS) to announce to winner.

When my morning show partner Lori checked the results on the Friday that the poll closed, Owego was 1400 votes ahead.  She checked around 6:30; the poll closed at 8.

HOWEVER, the competition is supposedly based on more than the voting–it also takes into account resident-submitted essays that prove "town spirit" *vomit".

Anyway, we’ll be watching Wednesday morning to see what happens.  And kick somebody’s ass if we don’t win.  Because our small town can beat up your small town.  Owego’s got pluck.  Damn straight.

Binghamton Paparazzi: Battle in the Boonies @ Owego 4/09

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EMERGENCY: Don’t make the Village of Owego a loser.

OK, people, it’s time to pull together.  Because, let’s face it, nobody likes a loser.  And that’s what the Village of Owego is about to become.  A loser.

Here’s the deal: Budget Travel Magazine is running a contest to find the Coolest Small Town in America.  And like most important contests in life, it’s a popularity contest; that’s right, I rank this one right up there with “Prom King”, “Captain of the Cheerleading Squad,” and “President of the United States”. Whichever town gets the most votes, wins the title.

Owego

Now Owego was WAAAAY out in the lead only a few short weeks ago.  But since then, the nasty people of Rockland, Maine have come from behind and are now a hundred votes ahead.  Personally, I suspect treachery.  That’s right: cheating.  And by “suspect”, I really mean “intend to generate they wildly unfounded rumor that they are”.  I feel comfortable doing this, because I suspect that the people of Rockland don’t know how to find me.  And are incapable of operating a car.  Or using a map.  Or a GPS.

How’s that for trash talk?  Are you motivated yet, non-losers of Owego?!?

SO GET ON THERE AND VOTE.

(And just so you know, Owego, if this whole “winning” thing doesn’t work out, I might be forced to pretend I don’t know you in the cafeteria at lunchtime.)

Hang on, Budget Travel Magazine. Owego’s About to Rock Your World.

Damn, who knew the coolest little city in America was just down the road.  Apparently, the folks at Budget Travel Mag did.  They’re running a contest to see which one of their 22 nominee towns is the absolute sweetest in the US.  Owego is nominated.  And seriously?  What else is sweeter than spending an evening in a place where you can down your high-end dinner inside a jail cell?  Unless you’re a prisoner.  Yeah.

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Anyway, BingPop wants to help(CLICK HERE TO VOTE)  And just to motivate you a tad, we e-mailed the eight coolest people we knew, who also knew Owego.  Because who else is qualified to tell you about Owego’s coolness than the uber-cool themselves.  So here they are, my cast of cool:

Lori (my partner on the morning show) grew up in Owego.  She’s all about the cute farms and fresh fruit.  She also loves that “people actually say hi when they pass you on the street”.  Personally, I grew up near New York City.  When people greet you on the street there, it’s because they want money.  Or booze.  Or money to buy booze.  Or they’re from another country and want you to take their picture.  Which is a perfect opportunity to steal their camera.  And sell it for money.  To buy booze.

But not in Owego.

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My friend Jason is so enamored with the town’s architecture that he e-mailed me an imaginary drive-through tour of the town.  I don’t have room for the epic journey in its entirety, but here are some highlights…  “It all begins with the classic feeling (and still imposing) bridge that ferries your into the heart of town.  Framed ahead is the looming courthouse with its churchly spires.  On the right you pass the old jailhouse (now a themed restaurant).  Turn right, and…” Yada yada yada, until: “As you drive out of downtown, admire the stately Victorians thick along both sides of the tree-lined street and look for the river peeking between them on the right.”  Then you’re done.

For Jessie, it’s all about the Strawberry Daiquiris.  She’s been going to the annual Strawberry Festival since she was a kid, but the real fun came when she turned old enough to imbibe.  That cocktail, paired with her favorite Strawberry Shortcake, and she’ll be the one stumbling down Front Street with a dollop of whip cream slowly dribbling down her cheek.  Oh, and she also mentioned that she’s got a huge weakness for the basket guy who sells his wears at the same festival.

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Jeffrey just moved to the area, but his first Owego find was the Jailhouse Restaurant:  “What initially drew me to it was the stoic brick building and the bars on the windows… I tend to be rather picky about the places that I eat, but I really enjoyed myself.  The food was good, a kind of unique twist on Americana.”  He recommends against taking someone there for a first date.  “The cells may intimidate them.”  Then again, I suppose it depends on the sort of date.

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