Binghamton Univeristy?

OK, OK, let me just say this. I think spelling is stupid. Really. Who doesn’t have spellcheck these days? Your IPhone practically knows what you’re fingering before you even finish and types the rest of the thought for you–or something infinitely more entertaining.

So do we REALLY expect people to be able to spell multi-syllabic words like "Younivurcity" on the spines of college yearbooks anymore? That IS how it’s spelled right…

In the interest of full disclosure, I was once hired to design political campaign literature in which I misspelled the word "BINGHAMTON" in enormous bold letters at the top of the page.

Men in glass whatevers shouldn’t throw stuff.  But it’s never stopped me before…

 
(Thanks to @DJ_MrAnderson for the pic.)

I’m gonna give the editors the benefit of the doubt and imagine that it’s actually a fiendishly clever plot to get us a mention Letterman. Could be a collector’s edition someday. I think they should charge extra, honestly…

Joshua covers Rebecca Black. (I will suffer humiliation for a good cause.)

I am not above suffering public humiliation for charity. And while I may not dance on bars (see pics of last year’s Celeb Bartending Bash), I will sing. Badly. Very badly. Like ear-bleedingly-bad.

And so I promised on my fundraising page for this year’s AIDS Walk that I would cover Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ if I raised a thousand bucks. Fortunately (or unfortunately if you value your hearing), I’m up to 3200 bucks. So here it is. Without further ado or warning… (But don’t say I DIDN’T warn you…)

WANT TO THANK ME?
SPONSOR ME IN THE AIDS WALK BEFORE SATURDAY!
SPONSOR ME IN THE AIDS WALK BEFORE SATURDAY!
SPONSOR ME IN THE AIDS WALK BEFORE SATURDAY!
SPONSOR ME IN THE AIDS WALK BEFORE SATURDAY!
SPONSOR ME IN THE AIDS WALK BEFORE SATURDAY!
(Yes, for a $1000 donation I will destroy all existing copies of this recording.)

PS: Clearly, the bits were I squeek like a boy in the midst of puberty are on purpose. The truly tragic music video is still coming…

PPS: HUGE thank you to Damien of On Point Productions for making me sound less terrible than I am… Not THAT much less terrible. But less terrible all the same.

Flooding Sucks

Hey all,

Flooding sucks. Clearly. And I’m more worried than most because I live in a flood zone. But I just wanted to drop you a quick message because I’ve created a Flood Info Resource center on BingPop that will help keep you informed.

 
Flood Warnings were just declared for river points in Conklin, Vestal and Binghamton.
 
You can get the info here:
 
Let your friends know.
 
Stay safe and dry.
 
Joshua B

Snowpoclypse hits Binghamton! How you can beat the local media at weather coverage…

UPDATE: The County has extended the state of emergency until 5 PM; County offices are closed. A number of people asked me over Twitter and Facebook what a state of emergency means to people whose employers are expecting them to come in. I asked the county exec’s office if it’s illegal to drive:

"It literally means ‘only emergency personnel on the roads’ but there are other critical staff at various operations in the county–non government related. If stopped they would need to prove they are critical personnel." - Darcy Fauci

Snow

Andrew Block from the City (also under a state of emergency), when asked if it is illegal to drive, responds:
"It is, unless somone has an exemption, e.g. emergency vehicle."


As I write this, I can hear the motor of my landlord’s snowblower whirring away outside my window, trying to clear a path in the driveway.  In some ways, a pretty futile effort.  There’s 16 inches of untouched snow on my tiny dead end street and we’re waiting patiently for a plow to come rescue us. (The key word here is patiently. Snow plows don’t run on magic, people.)

Actually, my whole morning’s been pretty futile—I rolled out of bed at 4 AM to try and get to work. After a quick shower, I discovered that it was absolute folly to think my car would ever make it out to a major road… (Though it is worth mentioning that the major intersection down my block actually WAS well-plowed.)

I stumbled through the foot and a half of snow to the top of the hill, somehow imagining if I made it off my block I’d find a way in. 4 different cab companies refused to pick me up. A guy in a jeep pulled over to see if I needed a ride and then laughed when he found out I wanted to get to Vestal. A city plow stopped to honk at me, indiciating that I was getting in the way of the plowing. Finally, I slinked back into my apartment and went on-air from my apartment for a few minutes until Lori got to work.

Snow

Who knew that Snowpocolypse 2011 would grind Greater Binghamton to a halt this morning? Well, WBNG’s Andrea Michalenicz did. While the rest of us spent yesterday pitying ourselves for having to return to work Monday morning, Andrea knew that most of us probably wouldn’t make it.

Yesterday afternoon, Andrea posted to her Facebook page that she was updating snow totals and we were likely to get 14 inches.  Maybe you’re not friends with Andrea on Facebook, but you can always check her forecasts at http://www.wbng.com/weather . And OK, maybe Bing can be a bit behind the times when it comes to online tech, but there’s a few other resources you can use to beat the media at it’s own weather-reporting game…

TWITTER HASHTAGS #bingsnow AND #bgmsnow
What’s a twitter hashtag? It’s a way of labeling the "subject" if your tweet so that you can link it up with all the other tweets about the same topic. I’m not entirely sure, but I think our local snow tag started as #bingsnow until the Press & Sun decided to change it to #bgmsnow . Either way (you can use both), if you want to get on-the-street info about road conditions, snow totals, and closings piecemeal from twitter, just go to twitter.com and search for the hashtag. If you didn’t know what I hashtag was, go practice now so you know for next time. (And then you can drop the term in casual conversation at chamber of commerce mixers–I promise, you’ll get freelance web design offers you’re totally unqualified for.)

Snow

http://twitter.com/binghamtonmayor
OK, he’s not Newark Mayor Cory Booker yet (which is probably a good thing—with all the tweeting, how much mayoring could Booker actual be doing), but Mayor Ryan HAS set up a twitter address to address city situations like snow emergencies.

Last night at 10 PM, @binghamtonmayor tweeted: Plows + salt trucks out tonight + tomorrow, starting w/ emergency routes, then moving to side streets. Concerns? Call DPW Dispatch 772-7020.

Then at 7 AM this morning: City Hall opening at 11am today due to snow. Police, Fire and DPW to report to work as scheduled. Stay tuned for more updates.

After seeing lots of FB/Twitter traffic about the roads, I sent a quick message to the City for comment and got this response:

“It’s going to be a very busy day. We have all our available plows on the streets and we ask that citizens contact us directly with urgent concerns.”

In fact, AS I write this, I just got another tweet from @binghamtonmayor telling me that City roads are closed to all but emergency vehicles till 5 PM.

http://twitter.com/ny_broome
This is where you can get all those fun flood alerts… But it also told me this morning as soon as the County Executive declared a state of emergency—the one that told us all to stay off the roads till 10 AM.

Star 105.7 School Closing Page
http://www.binghamtonstar.com/pages/snowclosings.html

This is the fun happy page that I update with all the area school closings and delays. If we miss something, hit us up on http://www.facebook.com/star1057

@PSBJennifer
There’s a ton of reporters you can follow over at the Press & Sun. (See @PSBChrisKocher for fun stuff he’s heard on the scanner or @PSBChrisStrub for occasional breaking concert news)  But Jen jumps out of bed at the crack of dawn to bring us the early updates. She’ll let you know all the weather-realated stuff that’s been called into our local paper…

Now we’re CONSTANTLY getting inquiries about whether or not BU and BCC have closed.  Don’t call us; check twitter.com/binghamtonu and http://www.sunybroome.edu/.

PS, Broome CC DOES have a twitter, but as of 8:45 AM, it had no info on snow closings… @sunybroome (Maybe they should get on that?)

Anyway, after all that, here’s the important info I’ve gathered from all my online scouting:

  • * Broome is in a state of emergency until 10 AM and only emergency vehicles should be on the roads. County offices open at 11.
  • * City of Binghamton is in a state of emergency UNTIL 5 PM. Everybody should stay off the roads in Bing, the Parking Ramps are free today and tonight, residents are free to park in city ramps, and alternate parking is in effect. City offices are closed by the emergency folks still need to go in.
  • * The snow will taper off, but now we have to worry about potential flooding. Aflood warning is in effect for the Susquehanna at Conklin, Windsor, Vestal and Waverly.

Stay safe, stay warm, and stop whining about the plows. THEY’RE COMING. This is why we HAVE states of emergency. So you can get into your jammies and tell your boss you’re not coming in. (PS, I just heard some plowing activity out my window… going to investigate.)

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BingPop is pop culture. It’s Binghamton News, nightlife, and art. It’s Endwell, Endicott, and Johnson City. What’s going on downtown after 5 and where’s the hot new restaurant to grab lunch. It’s a catalogue of the quirkiest stuff in Broome County and instant updates from a ton of reliable (and occasionally not so reliable) sources.

Where’s that neat little brunch place in Whitney Point and what’s the newest chain to open its doors on the Vestal Parkway. We’ll talk about the staples: Boca Joe’s, Number 5, and the Cyber Café West. What’s must-see at the Art Mission Theater and who’s showing at the Brunelli Gallery. And the latest show to be announced at the Broome County Arena.

But you’ll also know what’s up and coming before it’s come up. Mostly, it’s all about the Southern Tier. With a nice bit of trash about Paris Hilton and Brad Pitt folded in for flavor. And although it’s true: we do [heart] Binghamton. It doesn’t mean we always gotta be nice...


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