Just In: Rihanna and Chris Brown are definitely back together. VOMIT.
February 28th, 2009
In a much-needed victory for detestable women-batterers everywhere, Rihanna and Chris Brown have reconciled. Ya know, when a couple’s problems are cloaked by relative obscurity, I can understand how something like this could happen without anybody intervening. But when your violent domestic spat makes international headlines, you’d think Dr. Phil would take the time to pick up a phone and set the situation straight with a good old-fashioned, “What the #*&$@ are you thinking?”. Apparently, Sean Combs was a big help in getting the two back together. Whatever happened to, "Sean Combs is gonna make sure Chris Brown never works again"? Double vomit. With vomit on top. Like syrup.
