Ever seen someone swerving down Main Street in Johnson City at 2 AM and thought: is it actually POSSIBLE he doesn’t know how incredibly drunk he is?

Thank God, it’s the new IPod add-on for your favorite alchy friend:  “The IBreath”.  Here’s how it works: you’re stumbling out of the Rat at 1 in the morning, and you think to yourself, “Goodness me, is it possible I might be too inebriated to operate a motor vehicle?”

Then, you pull out the “retractable IBreath wand” and exhale into it.  If your BAC is over .08, you immediately inform the nearest good samaritan who gives you a ride home.

OK, maybe not.  But we can hope you at least call a cab.  Because I’ve definitely seen too much swerving on Main Street at 2 AM.

MADD is freaked that the IBreath will cause MORE drinking; they say that college kids will play drinking games to see if they can blow OVER the thing’s maximum read of .20.  OK, I get it, but isn’t that a little like arguing we shouldn’t have gun safeties because idiots might play Russian roulette to test the safety?

I just don’t understand who takes their IPod to State Street in the middle of the night.