From the People Who Brought You S&M Barbie
Somebody at Mattel realized that you can’t make as much money if you limit your market to 8-year-old girls. So they invented a whole line of Barbies for adults who still think they’re 8-year old girls.
Last year, people went nutty when Mattel released a doll the press started calling “S&M Barbie”. Even adults who only THINK they’re 8-year-old girls couldn’t possibly be into this thing.
Now, a Barbie for adults who think they’re 8-year-old girls who can appreciate a good Hitchcock film: “The Birds” Barbie Doll: Black Label Collection. Is Black Label shorthand for evil? You remember this film. Where perfectly normal pigeons turn demonic and start eating people?
That’s what I want my adult who thinks she’s an 8-year-old girl playing with under the Christmas this season. Yes indeedy.
