Shrinking Breasts.
Science is funny.
Especially today. Researchers just found out that drinking 3 or more cups of coffee a day can shrink your breasts. Unless you’re a guy. Then drinking too much coffee can increase your chance of man-boobs. This is true!
It’s science!
Here’s the good news for breast-shrinking women: drinking more coffee also reduces the chance of breast cancer.
Having breast cancer is probably worse than having small boobs: so I say, drink up! (And don’t listen to your boyfriend reading over your shoulder who’s disagreeing with me. Shame on you, boyfriend!)
The doc doing the study also said this: "Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear."
Heh. Comedy.
Do you have the source? I need to know the extent of my future man-boobs before I switch to tea.